function detectBrowser() {
if ((navigator.appName=="Microsoft Internet Explorer")) {
  alert("Sorry to tell you, but your browser stinks and my website will look like shite in it. You and people like you, using browsers that suck so much that they blow, are the reason why making websites isn't more fun. Bummer.");
  }
}

var resizeTimer = null;
var page1 = {'top' : '-0px'};
var page2 = {'top' : '-700px'};
var page3 = {'top' : '-1400px'};
var page4 = {'top' : '-2105px'};
var page5 = {'top' : '-2807px'};

function resizeToFit() {
    var percentage = (window.innerHeight / 920) * 100;
    if (percentage > 100) percentage = 100;
    if (percentage < 50) percentage = 50;
    var zoomfactor = {'zoom' : percentage + "%"};
    $('body').css(zoomfactor);
}

$(document).ready(function(){
    detectBrowser();
    //Hyphenator.run();
    resizeToFit();
    $(window).resize(function() {
        if (resizeTimer) clearTimeout(resizeTimer);
        resizeTimer = setTimeout(function() {resizeToFit()}, 100);
    });
});